Disney Prince Rundown
Eugene/Flynn: total virgin who pretends he's not one at all. "no way Ive totally fucked lots of girls. In the... thing... that... girls have..."
Prince Philip: gay, just so gay
Aladdin: at least one backalley handjob for food
Prince Eric: biggest slut
The Prince from Snow White: rapist. "sleeping girl? time to kiss"
Prince Charming from Cinderella: only a virgin guy would look that hard for a bitch based on 10 seconds of interaction
The Beast/Prince Adam: sexually frustrated
John Smith: pedo
Prince Naveen: hires hookers. he was indiscriminate about gender. Ladies, young, supple boys, it's all good
astro-news: Capricorn and Scorpio →
astro-news: When Scorpio and Capricorn make a love match, they get an opportunity to not only enjoy a loving relationship and learn the value of being a pair, but also to grow and mature as individuals. These two may be wary about sharing themselves with one another at first, and this emotional caution may… Love this